kristin has been a bad kristin
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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