I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
How's work?
Spinning.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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