this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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