I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
