Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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