Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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