I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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