I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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