Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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