Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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