I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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