Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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