So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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