True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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