You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
