I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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