the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
I have post one night stand depression
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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