Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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