I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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