Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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