so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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