this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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