Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
wakey wakey hands off snakey
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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