Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
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