In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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