I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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