I wanna bring you to show and tell
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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