That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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