found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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