And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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