Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Just invented taco cereal.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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