I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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