New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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