So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
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