May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
We're too hungover to prance.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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