This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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