just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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