i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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