I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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