If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I need to calm my uterus...
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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