haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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