i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
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