Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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