I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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