Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
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