we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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