So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Randomize
