Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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