I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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