at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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