Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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