My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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