Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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