No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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