Where is the hickey?
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
tonight lets celebrate not being married
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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