FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I just sucked dick on a ferry
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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