If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
He told me they were just razor bumps!
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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