butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Randomize
