ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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